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These ruthless tallboys of flavored sparkling water are armed with agave nectar and natural electrolytes to refresh your body and murder your thirst.
- 100% Sparkling Water from the Alps
- 3 Grams of Agave Nectar for More Brutal Flavor
- 20 Calories per Tallboy
- Armed with Essential Electrolytes
- Infinitely Recyclable (Plastic Bottles Are Not)
- Limited edition artwork on bottom of each case
- #MurderYourThirst #DeathToPlastic
Sustainable, Non-GMO, Kosher, Halal, Vegan, Gluten-Free, Dairy Free, Organic
Safe (and recommended) for use by anyone